Crunches and Annoyance

Hai guys!
long time no talk and such, how have you been? I hope you've been oddsome. This post is just some thoughts I had last night at my friends party.
Things like, why is crunch called time called crunch time. are we doing a bunch of ab aching muscle workouts? or is more like captain crunch (awesome cereal by the way).
Or like how I seem to get myself stuck on one particular song and can't stop listening to it over and over and over again and then it suddenly starts annoying me and that makes me sad. I wish it didn't annoy me. Maybe I should listen to it less. But then you hear it and you're like THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME SONG EVER!!!
or like what in the world is the point of apostrophes. they're so...annoying.
i guess this is about things that annoy me now, so I think Ill go on about that, oh! this is the perfect time for a list!

• Children. I dislike them. they're soo.....breakable and squishy looking. I mean like they are a giant glob of flesh that eats and poops then cries about it. Its quite terrifying.
• When people say rubbish as a term for garbage, just really gets my goat. 
• the saying "gets my goat" such an annoying term/phrasing for the word annoying. And Yes, I do know that I just used it, not the point. 
• Cheaters. They make my hear hurt and seriously, what they do is just wrong. WRONG I TELL YOU. 
• smiley face emoticons. No, not like this :) or :D, I mean the ones that turn into things and you just want to tell them to stay put but noooooo they don't want to listen to you. 
• Robotic Cowboys. 
• When my phone or ipod dies in the middle of something of super importance. It sucks so much. 
• Long lists. 

And thats the end of them. (that is a blatant lie) but I cant stand lists so I had to stop. 
That list (as terrible as it was) made me realize I am a super hypocrite. Ah, Se la vie. So is life, for those who did not know that it meant.

tell me about some annoyances. Or don't. Cause that's just as cool.

Sparkles and Tophats to everyone.
Peace in (not out) and keep being Oddsome!

Max

Love and Donuts

Hai Guys
So I cant honestly say that I have a reason to post other than to attempt to sound smart. You know, because its a nice thing to sound like, or so I've heard.
Anyways. I was in a conversation the other day. The topic was something along the lines of love and truth and such, in other words true love. I was considered cynical (as usual) for believing that true love doesn't actually exist. Neither does love at first sight.
Its all just lust, its like the connection between a zombie and a giant hunk of moving flesh, or a human whatever you want to call them. You cant love someone at first sight, in order to do that you need to know what love is and seeing as love is just falsity that has been placed into our heads by hallmark then we cannot say that we have actually felt love.
Sadly I believe that there are too many people that throw around the word love. I cannot say that I am not one of them, because society has just made it so that when someone says it you say it back, it doesn't matter if the feeling is there at not. Which is why would have to be careful when talking about love. Else you manage to screw someone over.
On the topic of screwing someone over I managed to do that with donuts the other day. Not really screw someone over with them but made things really awkward. Started off in the morning with my boyfriend, eating some donuts. My friend asked for one and I gave her one, I think. Not really important.
After school I was hanging out with friends, and one of those friends happens to be an Ex of mine. Which in the first place made things awkward for my current boyfriend. After that I spent the entire time flirting, using donuts as my gateway, with my Ex. Which in the end managed to make things even worse.
A large fight occurred, but again that doesn't really matter. Thing that I learned however is that donuts are dangerous.

THOUGH I suppose everything can be chalked up to "KrispyKremes are dangerous" seeing as they aren't real donuts.
That's another argument I got into with someone on that same day.
They really aren't donuts, because if you can eat an entire two dozen donuts like you can with Krispy Kremes then they aren't real donuts. A doughnut is supposed to make you full after you eat like 1-4. Therefore because of their lightness they are not doughnuts.
Well my supposed to be smart rant turned into a talk about love and donuts. So I suppose it wasn't a smart rant but a sign that I'm hungry.

Love and Donuts to all

Peace in (not out) and keep being oddsome.
Max